Verse 1:
Leave your lights on at night/
Cuz this world can be scary/
People do lie and no one treats you fairly/
If I make it to heaven/
it’ll be just barely/
Cuz I go to church and I question the Virgin Mary/
What’s real and what’s fake/
Like the Tooth fairy/
If three’s company I’ll be the neighbor Larry/
Confirmed bachelor getting Jack Tripper in trouble/
Everyday we do dirt/
take my bath with double bubbles/
I get dirty/
Look in the camera and smile for the birdie/
I’m up early/
lookin for a bite/
Fishin for a third strike/
Fuck a twilight/
everyone knows vampires come out at night/
anyone’ll lay you out for the right price/
so lock your windows n sleep with a nightlight/
dudes are like Kimbo about to get sliced/
this some shit that you never ever heard in your life/
Chorus:
I’m not here/
To sing another sad song/
Things’ve gotta get better before too long/
The big fish swim on the other side of the pond/
So it’s Deuces/
I’m movin’ on/
Survival of the fittest/
Survival of the strong/
But war really comes down to who drops the first bomb/
And it’s scary out there/
So when you go to sleep/
be sure to leave your lights on/
Bridge:
Hey Now/
All you sinners/
Put your lights on/
You better leave your lights on/
Verse 2:
And I’m white trailer trash from the wrong side of the track/
Mom and dad raised me right but there ain’t no goin back/
Never tried to be white/ Never tried to be black/
Never thought I’d be/
33 lookin at a heart attack/
Who’s that/
It’s the redneck cracker/
Here to drop the sledgehammer/
Been a rapper/
Since RBL said/
Don’t give me no bammer/
Mind your manners/
You’re in the presence of grown ups like Adam Sandler/
Kepp my ear to the scene/
Stay under the radar/
Leave your lights like Santana and Whitey Ford/
Life got me highly bored can’t afford/
An Accord/
So I married the farmer’s daughter like Pauly Shore/
I was the son-in-law/
But look where that got me/
Nothin’ but in debt/
all alone with no posse/
Leave your lights on and stay up start brewin’ the coffee/
And say your prayers but go and whisper ‘em softly/
Chorus
Bridge 2:
Hey now/
All you sinners/
Put your lights on
Hey now/
All you killers/
Leave your lights on/
You better leave your lights on/
‘Cuz there’s a monster/
Living under my bed/
Whisperin’ in my ear/
And there’s an angel/
With her hand on my head/
She say I got nothing to fear/
Verse 3:
And I don’t know which way to go/
Stuck with my dick in the mud/
A fork in the road/
So I man up and I shoulder the load/
But the weight of the world/
Is a big ass boulder to hold/
Sick of these assholes/
Sick of these dickheads/
People think because I rap I gotta have a big head/
People think because I’m white I gotta be a skinhead/
hellraisin' pinhead/
Get out of bed/
You mothafuckin' sleepy head/
It’s getting hot in here/
Only 'cuz I got hothead/
Hated on like a red-headed stepchild/
Fuck your lifestyle I’m about to go buckwild/
Don’t pay for shit I jump over the turnstyle/
Life’s a lesson/
We gotta turn how/
To sleep without the light on now/
But I can’t right now/
No way no how/
The fuse is already lit/
We just wait for it to go out/
Soul-searching hip-hop from this Florida rapper, with lyrics that dig deep and take an unflinching look at life’s questions. Bandcamp New & Notable May 1, 2023